Monday, August 22, 2005

Letter to "Anonymous"

WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN YOUR CHEERIOS???

Did I cross you in a past life? Is my mere existence torture for you? What the fuck is your problem with me?

Here's my problem with you: You are a god damn pussy. You are probably sitting at home giggling behind your hand at the "clever" comments that you are making on my site. You aren't clever. You are a fucking idiot with the maturity of a five-year-old. What exactly are you trying to accomplish? Are you trying to make the Blogger world turn against me? Trying to make me look stupid? On my own Blog? Ohhhh...aren't you the fiesty little rebel?!?!?

Here's a hint: If you hate me so much....DON'T FUCKING COME HERE ANYMORE!! Your last comment about asking for compliments? Guess what? It's my fucking Blog...this whole ENTIRE thing is about me!! If I were looking for compliments, I would post the picture on someone else's Blog or webpage...people come here to read what I have to say or see what I look like. People who don't like me? Don't come here!

I am calling you out. I am begging you to sign your name to your comments. Obviously I have done something to offend you, so why don't you stop with the kindergarten act, and tell me what I have done to you...

This is the last chance you will get, so you might as well take it. After this, you will not be able to comment on my Blog anymore. So here's your chance. Let me have it...

26 Comments:

Blogger grace said...

oh, snap... mel's calling you out.

$5 says anon won't do it. puss.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, snap... mel's calling you out.

$5 says anon won't do it. puss.27t do it. puss.

10:01 AM  
Blogger cat said...

oh. gee, mel. i thought i was being so clever and cute. oops. i shall always insult you to your face, ok? it's my promise to you!

(hahah) :)

i offer my shin kicking skillz if you need 'em, yo!

10:10 AM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

Welcome to the internet, where all the world's losers congregate to do things they'd get beaten to death for in real life.

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:25 AM  
Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

Grace: Yes, I am...and I doubt they will do it!

Anon: Ummm...whaaat?

Cat: Silly girl! Shin kicking may be in order!

Ben: Isn't it so fun and happy here???

*I removed the previous comment because it was an ad...no other reason...

10:26 AM  
Blogger grace said...

wtf? i think that (the same? or a different) anonymous is fucking with you. or me. or someone.

the hell?!

i miss my LP. when can you come out to play? :P

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:59 AM  
Blogger Osbasso said...

It's sad that the only way someone can get their jollies is to post juvenile comments so that only THEY can be in on the "joke". I think I got out of my peeping Tom days in junior high....

11:17 AM  
Blogger LE Sweetz said...

do you think it's someone you know? if so, they should just come out and say so.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Rarry said...

I think this should be settled with a KY wrestling match.I got $100 on Mel!!!

2:49 PM  
Blogger SJ said...

Wow, he's taking a chance - picking a fight with the Battle Monkey Champion of the World! Mel's been known to bite chunks out of cheeks, you know! :)

Don't let it get to you, Mel. Just change your blog so it doesn't accept anonymous comments...

We all love you Mel! Ahem. Me especially, of course :)

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was actually my Frosted Flakes that you pissed in.

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I recall, the internet is a free exchange of ideas, thoughts, feelings and expressions. If I choose to remain "anonymous" then so be it. Shut me off if you must, but what's wrong? Worried you might delete a post to late and let everyone know what type of person you truly are?

5:07 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

that last comment makes it seem as though they know you. I agree with Ian, just change your blog to block them.

7:00 AM  
Blogger grace said...

stalker? or dumbass? you decide. :P

10:41 AM  
Blogger grace said...

and btw - i like how anonymous is showing his/her own true colors.

since you're SUCH a good person, anonymous, why don't you start your own blog so we can see what you're really like.

puss.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Rarry said...

I hope Anonymous catches Gonorrhea and dies.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Osbasso said...

Asshole.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Hey he's right. The Internet is a free exchange of thoughts and ideas. It's damn near perfect. Hey fuck you Mel, and your fucking raging temper. Anon is my new #1 nigga and I want to have his babies. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and let put my baby daddy on blast like that.

Talk to the hand, honey.

12:35 PM  
Blogger LE Sweetz said...

anon is a chick. i just have that feeling. too catty to be a man.

1:38 PM  
Blogger PlatinumGirl said...

Mike K.'s comment made me LOL. People suck. That earlier comment about shitheads on the 'net saying things that would cause them to get their asses beat in real life was right-on. Fuck 'em.

10:22 PM  
Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

Thanks guys, you all rule. I think it's really funny how people get sooo brave when they don't have to face someone in "real" life. The thing is, like Grace said, this person is showing their true colors. And you're right, they didn't do it. They just threatened to call me out. Said that I was scared. When I gave them an open forum. Who's scared now, Bitch? Anyway, if they have anything further to say, they can log in. Otherwise, they can find some other morally corrupt person to torture. Fuck off and die, Anonymous.

8:57 AM  
Blogger cat said...

mike's comment was da bomb, yo. HA!

i love you mel, even if you are a bitch or whatever. you're MY bitch. *kissy**kissy*

9:14 AM  

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