Mel Mega: Good Samaritan

Asking me to watch the round of shots that you just ordered for your friends, is like asking a dog to watch your hamburger. If you want all the shots to be there when you get back, then don't leave them in front of me.

So, my friend and I are sitting at a double-sided bar. The girl on the other side orders a round of shots for her friends. They had all wandered outside to smoke, so she needed to round them up to take their shots. She asks my friend and I to "watch" her drinks for her. Hee hee hee...we'd be happy to!

The minute the girl walked away, my friend and I looked at each other and each grabbed a shot. We then put the empty glasses right back where they were.

The girl comes back and starts handing out the shots. She notices the empty glasses and looks at us. Of course we are almost falling off our barstools from laughing so hard! Her boyfriend looks at her and says "Where are our shots?" She looks at us and says "Those fucking bitches drank our shots!"

This sends us into even more hysterical giggles! One of her friends looks at us and then proceeds to order another round of shots, including one for each of us.

See? So it pays to be nice to people. And it also pays to be sneaky and steal people's shots.