Smelly
Dear Smelly Co-Worker,
I realize that you don't smell pleasant. And I am sorry that you have to go through that. I do have to smell you every day and it is not fun for me, either. However, there are worse things. Like spraying an entire bottle of your cheap "Sav-On Discount Bin" perfume on yourself to try and cover the smell. If you insist on doing that, please be kind enough to hand out kleenex for when we are sneezing and Excedrin to get rid of the headache you just caused. I am now going to slump under my desk and pass out from the fumes.
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 1:04 PM
6 Comments:
He works with you, too? Man, he gets around! Do you also have "old-lady-perfume" gal? She's a treat!
I love it when the perfume is so strong you can actually taste it. How do these people not know?
the worst is being stuck on over-heated public transportation and the people around you have all bathed in perfume or cologne and you can't breathe. it's really great for those of us who get motion sick. yuck.
at least you don't work with ken's fishy woman (i can't find the original post).
more people need to read the directions on soap and shampoo i think.
i have someone here who's like that... but, i don't know if she smells unpleasant or not... and trust me... the expensive perfume isn't much better.
it's been better though since she got prego. apparently, she was nauseating herself. HAH!
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Now now Mel - not everyone can afford the finer things in life like you're used to. (Why do I picture you being Joanna Lumley in Absolutely Fabulous in 20 years time...?)
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