Weekend Update

So, obviously I got to spend some quality time with "The Boyz", as seen below. Here are some of the other fun things I did:

• Watched Weenie almost set herself on fire while she was trying to light a fire in the fireplace. Laughed my ass off as she tried to "Stop, Drop and Roll" and then ask us if she had any eyebrows left.
• Got "goosed" by Jordan about 150 times in two days. Sad thing is, that's the most action I've had in months!
• Made the waitress at Chili's switch tables because she thought that Leah (Brother's girlfriend) and I were laughing at her (we weren't).
• Laughed hysterically at Leah when she ordered the "Quesadilla Explosion"!!
• Laughed some more at the lack of actual Quesadilla involved in such an explosion.
• Realized that the more beer I drink, the better I get at darts. So if I'm drunk and aiming at you, you better run like hell!
• After drinking massive amounts of beer, had to deal with a drunk sorority girl who didn't read her contract and was in hysterics on the phone. Total buzz kill. But I did put the smack down and became Leah's hero! Hee!
• Watched LB almost strangle the waiter at Fridays for not bringing him his mashed potatoes.
• Snorted entirely too loud in the movie theater.
• Restrained myself from walking to the front of the theater and kicking the ass of some 19-year-old Baby Mama who brought said baby to the theater (Good God, people! If you can't afford a babysitter, than maybe you should keep your broke ass at home!).
• Hit my head on the wall when I tried to swan dive into bed (This is the second time since I have been on my own that I have hit my head. I am pretty sure I am going to knock myself out and be there for days without anyone knowing).
• Yelled at kids running around Barnes and Noble. I told them that if they didn't sit quietly, I would call security. I think they were about 5. (I don't mean to be bitchy, but Barnes and Noble is like church. You must be quiet and have respect. No yelling. No running. No cell phones. And above all else, don't pick up a book and loudly describe the ending to your friend over in the cooking section. Idiots! Gah!)
• Ate a "lovely cheese pizza, just for me"...all of it. (Any guesses on what movie that is from??)
• Watched the entire season of Project Runway. Now I have to watch the finale on Wednesday. Damn it! Hate Bravo and their addictive television!

Hmmm...I can't decide if I had a sucky weekend or not. I guess it was okay. It could've been worse! B&N was waaaay too crowded for my liking. I am used to my peace and quiet on Mondays when I am out and about. All the people that were off for President's Day really messed me up! I couldn't even go to the grocery store because you were all milling around, invading my day. Look, I leave Saturdays to you. It's all yours! The mall, the movies, the stores...but in return, you give me Mondays! Mondays are all mine! Just for that, I'm taking Saturday off!