I'm a Bad Girl!

Get your head out of the gutters! I don't mean it that way! Well, not for the sake of this post anyway. I am bad because I haven't been able to keep up with all my friends. My friends that I love the most. And I miss you all terribly! So, don't think I have abandoned you. Work has just been extremely hectic. But I still love you, and I hope you all still love me (CAT!).

In other news...Not to be too graphic, but I have a disgusting bug bite...ON MY ASS!!! Okay, so it's not really on my ass, just below it. But it hurts. It hurts to sit down. It hurts when my jeans rub against it. It just fuckin' HURTS!! And it is kind of changing color. I think I might die. I am slowly being poisoned. I just know it. I can feel the venom flowing through my veins. In order to live, I may have to amputate. Will you still love me if I only have one leg?

Also, I am the happiest girl I have ever been. Ever. Isn't it amazing how you get to a low point and you think you will never get out of it...and one day something snaps and you realize that things do get better. And you are entitled to feel a certain way. And to be treated a certain way. And to not be treated that way is a horrible thing. Yup. I've OD'd on the self-help books. But that's okay. Because I feel wonderful. And just when I thought I couldn't feel any more wonderful, I met someone who makes me feel incredible. Incredible. Is this what I've been missing out on all this time? I wasn't kidding when I said before that I was on Cloud Nine. There really is no other way to describe it. Actually, I am like a geeky 15-year-old. I giggled the other day. Giggled. WTF? I don't giggle. I guffaw. I chortle. I snort. I sure as hell don't giggle. The worst part. I didn't even care who heard it. GAH! It is so sweet, I am going to make myself barf!!