Darth Mel

In honor of the third episode of Star Wars, the marketing gurus have created a Darth Vader helmet with a voice changer. Ahhhhhh…can my life be any better at this moment??? I doubt it.

They sell them at Target and I am drooling, drooling, drooling to get my hands on one! I was talking on the phone last night and my friend asked me what I was going to do with the helmet.

I told him that I was going to put the helmet on, get my light saber, pop the Star Wars DVD in and act out the role of Darth Vader in my living room. Can you picture it?

As the lights dim, a hush falls over the crowd. A voice comes over the loudspeaker:
“Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight the role of Darth Vader will be played by Mel Mega.”

Sweet! I can totally picture it. I am serious, though. I am going to find a couple of good scenes and memorize and perfect them in my Darth Vader helmet. Then, I can re-enact scenes at any given time. I will be the hit of every party I go to! In fact, people may eventually pay me to come to their parties and entertain them with my uncanny resemblance to the real dark lord!

So, if I don’t post for a while, it is only because I am in training. I must memorize every tick, every movement, every breath of my Lord Vader.

May the Force Be With You…