Breakin' The Law
I really should not be let out. Let me rephrase that. I really should not be let out to consume mass quantities of beer. Because apparently, if you offend me, I will not hesitate to smack you in the face as hard as I can.
You should've seen the look on that guy's face. Not to mention the look on his friend's faces and my friend's faces. He kind of whimpered and looked at me. I just told him "Wow! I've always wanted to do that!"
Ha! Sucka! It's a good thing he was drunk, though. I would've hated for him to get all mean and press charges and what not. Then I would've had to hit him with the other side of my hand!
So, if you see me out, be really nice to me. Cuz I won't hesitate to smack a bitch up!
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 6:33 PM
17 Comments:
You fucking rock, I have always wanted to do that! What did he do to deserve it?
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I am shocked MM. And you seeming so quiet and peace-loving too... Wow, I don't know what to say or even think. Hmm. I still like you, though ;)
Yeah! Handing out a tall, frothing cup of ice cold whup-ass!
what would your reaction of been if he'd of cracked you one back just as hard?
i dont know the circumstances (maybe you should tell us!) and ive NEVER hit a woman,but im all for an eye for an eye.
just curious :)
bwahahaha! you're so cool! i have ALWAYS wanted to do that too. you're amazing, mel!
i should keep you away from the booze at my wedding though... you might inadvertantly smack some of our family and then start a feud since they're mostly all gun-toting rednecks. i don't want to get blood on my pretty dress!! :)
That's pretty funny. What did he do? I'm sure he deserved it, freakin jerk!
HAH! that's the funniest EVER.
you ARE coming over this weekend, right? :P i might need some back up. i mean, you never know :P
Yeah Mel... Enlighten us. What does one have to say to catch a Mel Mega backhand? I need to know so next time I see you I dont say the wrong thing and catch five across the eyes... Im fragile like that :P
You know whats even better, when you smack a guy as hard as you can, your ring smacks his cheek bone, AND all his friends start laughing.
Thanks for the flashback!
yeah, really good thing that he didn't press charges. you would have had to spend some time with drunks and hookers.
Little Eyes - you mean with us...?
Yes, need back up...:) That's code for helping Nina after she's had 42 of Steve's cocktails.
So what did the guy do to warrant this smacking o' bitch up? I love that song btw.:)
The funny thing was, he didn't like totally offend me. I just felt like smacking him. Plus, he was really sunburned, so I know it hurt like a bitch! HAHA!! Classic!
Hmmm, Drunks and Hookers, LE? Sounds good to me!!
And Cat, don't worry, usually I am everybodys friend when I am drinking. It just so happened that this guy had a face that was begging to be smacked. So I won't start any brawls at your wedding...unless of course CL will back me up...then it's ON!
Hee hee...I can't stop laughing at that one!!
You know I've got your back, Mel.
crap.. i should send you an invite, huh? oops. :) i can't keep track of everyone. :P
I want Mel & Cindy as my bodyguards when I'm famous....
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