Oh Brother!!
Is anyone else totally grossed out by the idea of Ms. Britney and her husband Kevin Feder-skeezy having a baby? Seriously. The two people on this earth who really should not be procreating. Ugh! Like Feder-skeezy hasn't spread enough of his trashy genes around!?!? I mean no offense to Shar "Always the Victim" Jackson, but really his other kids look like mongoloids. Is that a word? Guess what, IT IS NOW!
Am I missing something in regards to Kevy. I mean, I just don't see the appeal. He's unemployed, living off his wife, has kids with a baby-mama, smokes like a fiend, and from what I can tell, tries to conserve water by not showering everyday. Oh swoon. He is seriously gross! I know that at this particular time in my life, I don't have much room to be picky...but still. Eww.
And what the hell was Brit thinking!?!? I mean, how in the world do you go from Justin Timberlake to Kevin? Justin Timberlake, people!! The ultimate boy bander. He obviously traded up. But it was like Brit just decided she had peaked at Justin and it was all downhill from there. Either that or Kevy must do some kinky ass shit in bed. Ewww...got a visual on that one!
Regardless, I am sure that we are all going to have Brit's baby shoved down our throats for at least the next six months. Oh I can hardly contain my excitement. I hope she gets as big as a house and has to resort to having her own show on VH1 called "Fat Singer". HA! Pass the KFC.
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 3:13 PM
13 Comments:
Melanee I'm worried about you these days. What can we do to bring back happy Mel? Hey what if I offered you a position in my Pope administration, would that help?
No, you're not alone. I do not find that guy the slightest bit attractive. I think Brit has gone down hill. Next thing you know they will be buying a trailer and celebrating with 40's of Old English...:)
At least I have a shot with Justin now. I mean, I have to be a step up from Britney, right? At least a little step?
Cindy, never mind a step, you're an entire ladder above Britney...
I've never been a big fan of Brit, although I always admired her figure....HAH, not for long! What was that, big as a house?
Britney was always very close to gross to me anyway. That guy is disgusting. The good thing is that her career has to be over after this. Hopefully she will be a dismal memory after the chunkiness and the hubby abandonment. (Nina is a crack up.)
This is going to be one fantastic train wreck. He is absolutely disgusting and she....is absolutely disgusting.
anytime i see anything about those two i feel like i really need to shower. it's like i'm doing it for them because they apparently have forgotten how to be properly hygenic.
and, am i the only one who feels sorry for this child? this child will be soooo messed up. look at its parents. ugh.
do not reproduce...please.
(and LOL Feder-skeezy... i love that!)
what are you TALKING about??? kev makes me feel so goooood inside! wooooo!
mmm... i love him. i think he's just SO high class. and britney? well, i hope her acned face gets huge and bloated.
but the kevster? dayam!
you know i'm kidding, right?
he's gross...they deserve each other.
mongoloids...ouch! i can't disagree with you on that.
She's getting back to her trashy roots. That's how I see it.
her new show, fat singer...
would there be quotation marks around "singer?"
heh.
He'll leave her, she'll move into a suite in the Palms Hotel & Casino in Vegas, Maloof will build her a theater so she can perform 3 nights a week, and she'll raise her daughter in sparkly white trash hell - Las Vegas.
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