I Was a Liar

I recently lied...A BIG LIE. I made the mistake of telling certain individuals that I broke up with one Jordan Londeree in eighth grade for the soul reason that he was a bad kisser. I am here now to set the record straight. It's just not true. In my naivete, I think that I just thought that he was a bad kisser. I wasn't looking at that big picture. Obviously. I wasn't looking at the fact that JD would eat his Wheaties and grow up to be big and strong. I wasn't looking at the fact that one day, JD would save my life (by introducing me to the BEST guy. Ever.) I couldn't have been more wrong.

The honest truth is that, I was a shaky kisser at best. When JD and I shared an intimate moment, Shakespeare could not have written a better kiss. Yes, we were young. However, that kiss was amazing. And apparently it was my own inexperience that made the kiss seem "bad". However, now I know that JD was ahead of his time. I was not ready for him. Plus, he is an amazing individual as well. He has an insight into people that I never thought possible.

Of course, JD thinks my name is Emily, but that's coooooool.

P.S. This message has been brought to you by Champagne, Amstel Light and the guiding hand of JD.

P.S.S. Nothing in the above statement should be discounted whatesoever. JD is honestly the best guy ever....any single girls out there??? He needs a decent woman so we can go out and party as a foursome!

P.P.S.S. He is an amazing kisser, I just didn't know any better at the time. I have also heard he can "eat a peach for hours"!!!