Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Fashion Tip of the Day

Unless you are twelve (or have the ass of a twelve-year-old), please DO NOT wear pants or shorts with words across your ass!! When your ass is that ginormous, you are supposed to be drawing attention away from it! And no, we don't think you are young and hip when you wear them. We know that you are 47 and having a mid-life crisis, but trying to cover it up by wearing your twelve-year-old daughter's clothes that are two times too small for you!! Gah! Just put on a pair of Uggs while you're at it!

8 Comments:

Blogger grace said...

OY VEY. that's just nasty and wrong.

i don't like it when i see it on college girls, either. seriously. for some reason, the word written across makes it look like their ass is jiggly. and not the nice jiggly bounce. the gross cellulite-y jiggles.

*note to self: get rid of juicy sweats before mel sees them* :P

1:31 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

You... you know that I'm 47 and having a midlife crisis?

...

OH GOD WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?!

11:12 PM  
Blogger cat said...

i HATE those juicy pants!! argh! why would you want JUICY across your butt.. why, tell me??

1:54 AM  
Blogger cat said...

um.... just saw graces' comment..um... haha!

1:54 AM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

The pants have juicy on the butt? That's a little gross unless you are in an intimate situation, don't you think?

4:32 AM  
Blogger grace said...

for the record, i would like to say that i do NOT own "juicy" pants...

and yuck, yb. just... YUCK.

8:41 AM  
Blogger Badpatty said...

Damn, Grace! You're everywhere, like Elvis. I was just going to say I bought some for a friend who is in her late 20s a while back, but it doesn't count because they say "Jewcy!"

1:26 PM  
Blogger TerraT said...

no, what's absolutely fucking worse is when they have some kind of wierd logo right dead smack in the middle of the ass!

For crying out loud, it looks like a friggin target, and you know men are thinking only one thing, and that one thing makes me want to slap them upside the head with a brick.

10:34 AM  

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