Mega Bitch
I think you should all stop being my friends. I am truly a horrible person. And an even worse friend. I am a monster. I have no morals. No ethics. I just ruin people's lives and suck them dry. It's a miracle that I have had any friends for this long.
Apparently everyone who has ever known me just thinks I am rotten. My sins are endless. All I do is hurt people. And when someone tries to point out my personal flaws, I just can't handle it. So if you know me, run. If you think that you want to know me, run. I will chew you up and spit you out and leave you for dead.
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 4:30 PM
16 Comments:
what?? NO!
turn that frown upside down!
i MEGA ♥ you! with like infinite ♥♥♥s!!!!
i know that might not mean a lot, but it's true mel, we're your friends and we're here for you!!
are you okay???
yeah.ru okay,man? lol
pitty party for you boo hoo....
hey, you anonymous fool... shut the hell up, yo!
Yo cat is this dance 360 or a blog?
I chew people up and leave them for dead, too. Is this a drawback?
Oh and look at me, I'm dancing!
foShizzle!
that cindy beeyatch is a hella hott dancer!
how's about a lap dance, yo!
What the...? What happened to the happiest girl in the world? Hope you're ok, Melsie...
what happeend?
get back on cloud nine.
WTF!!... What happened Mel.. Do i have to go down there and kick some ass?
*does the 'Totally in love with Mel dance'*
I've felt this same way a lot of times, and it passes. Just remember we loves ya, despite whatever might make you feel this way.
Also, remember that I'm a lunatic who will drive a really long way to eliminate anyone who stands in our path. *evil laugh*
I'm with Ian. Things were going so well and then Shazam! Don't let your real life friends get you down. They're really just unhappy and jealous that you're still the best party girl.
I for one know for sure you aren't a bad person Mel. You are winning in my latest Poll. Apparently everyone thinks you are the greatest invention ever. How cool is that? :)
I hope you are OK. This post sure is a big turnaround from earlier.
Mel...I love you, no matter what. You laughed at my retard voice. How can I not love you? I'm sure everything will be fine. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help. I can have Larry get his guns out;)I miss you and am here to chat if ya wanna:)
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