Weekend Update

Well, as I am sure you can already guess, I had some cocktails yesterday. Just a little...hee hee. But if I may, I would like to say a few things about Saturday first.

So Saturday was Weenie's 30th birthday party. I had wanted to plan her a bad ass surprise party, but I got shut down. Whatever. Anyway, her sister-in-law planned her a very lovely pool party. Unfortunately, it started at 3pm and I had to work. So I didn't even get there until about 7:30. And I have never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life. And these were with people that are supposed to be my friends. I guess when everyone is knee-deep in marriage and kids, they really have no interest in anything else. I felt like because of my "situation" nobody felt like they had anything to talk to me about. Nobody stepped up and asked me how I was or about my job or even if there were any good books I've read lately. Nothing. Nada. Since I really had nothing to contribute in regards to marriage, kids, or buying a house, I was pretty much closed out of the group. When did my friends turn into such squares? They used to be fun. Now they are so serious. I am also pretty offended by the fact that none of my friends feel like they can talk to me. Is it true that at some point in our life we grow so far from our friends that we can't find our way back? I really feel that way. When I really needed someone to lean on, did my friends that I have known more than half my life step up and help me? Nope. Not at all. My cousin was there for me. And as odd as it sounds, Grace was really the only other person who was there. And I've known her less than a year! Anyway, enough on that topic. Fuck em. Who needs em?

Sooooo...as you may know, Sunday is my Funday! And I think it was pretty darn close to perfect. It started with a lovely breakfast. I made Mimosas and The Boy made me the best French Toast I have ever eaten. Ever! We sat in the sun and drank and ate and drank some more. I watched the boys play whiffle ball in the alley. I watched JD make the catch of a lifetime! Then I watched JD take the fall of a lifetime. He went down like an elephant at the circus. Dust cloud and everything. I thought I was going to pee my pants from laughing soooo hard. It definitely made my weekend.

JD suggested nice cold beer, so we moved on to that. My cousin showed up and we relaxed and drank. Mmmmm...then we went to meet up with some of their friends. We sat outside and chatted and drank some more. We finally decided that we were hungry and went back to the house. As we are getting into a cab, I didn't duck my head low enough. You guessed it. Huge lump on the back of my head. Damn it. Always with the drunken injuries! Doesn't matter, it was still the best day ever.

Now I am sitting here watching a two-hour Anderson Cooper special. My week has peaked and it's only Monday! Sweet!