Totally 80's

There is a woman who works here who apparently has not stepped foot in a mall or department store since 1987. Seriously. Even her perfume reeks from the 80's. She wears Estee Lauder's Beautiful. Do they even make that anymore? She must have a lifetime supply of it because she pours half the bottle on herself every day. She just walked by my desk (she doesn't talk to me because I once complained about her...boo hoo...I so wish she would talk to me) and my whole area will smell like her for the rest of the day. Her makeup is carefully copied step-by-step from the June 1985 Glamour. She believes that with shoulder pads, more is more. She is single-handedly keeping Aqua Net in business. I think she saw Working Girl one too many times. I am so frightened for her children! Do you think they know what decade it is? Let's hope they have good friends that will keep them hip!