Stupid Karma!
I guess having thoughts of ways to kill people without getting caught is bad for my karma. In the last 7 minutes I have:
- Tripped on my own feet
- Walked into a wall
- Choked on a Chewy Spree
- Jabbed myself in the eye
- Received a phone call from my mother
Oh cruel, Karma, I promise I won't think about killing anyone else...today...
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 2:52 PM
7 Comments:
No! You're just acting like a cartoon - keep it up!
Oh yeah! I totally forgot! I am becoming really good at it!
What's a Chewy Spree? hehe Whenever I make a mean joke to my b/f, something bad IMMEDIATELY happens right afterwards... be wary of karma... she's one mean bitch ;)
oh, your poor eye!!
My boyfriend was taking a sip of something once, and his straw went up his nose. I laughed about that for about a week. He's waiting for karma to take revenge on me. knock on wood!
damn that karma. it only comes around to bite you in the ass if you're a good person. be bad all the time and it won't happen.
what you should do is post a nice happy comment over on my blog and then you'll be fine. :)
And I second the "what's a chewy spree?" question.
Chewy Sprees are yum! I feel bad about the mom phone call. That would be a sure sign of bad karma for me.
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