In Case You Care...
...I have eaten about 40 mini corn dogs today and 4 packs of Smarties. I am aiming to eat my weight in mini corn dogs. But I had to balance it out with the pure sugar of the Smarties.
Mmmmm...mini corn dogs....
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 2:34 PM
16 Comments:
it's good that you're following your "mini" diet. you won't possibly gain any weight by eating your own weight in mini corn dogs!
mmm, smarties. i like how they just melt in your mouth. it's like cocaine in tablet form.
MINI-CORN DOGS are the BEST! THE BEST, THE BEST!
Smarties are my very best favorite candy! They always have been. Smarties and Corn Dogs sounds really good. When you come over to build some furniture, CL and I will stock up both, just for you.
Never had a corn dog, big or mini. Love smarties, though. But Mel, when you come to stay with me I'll teach you the Tim Tam Slam... it will change your world! Hmmmm... Tim Tams...
Thanks, Mel. This post made me laugh out loud. 40 mini corn dogs, you are so god damned funny.
40 mini corn dogs...? Well, you know what they say. You can't eat just one. The only logical follow up was Smarties. What on earth did you have for dinner that night?
MINI DIET: start with mini corn dogs (you've already discover those) next move on to Mini Oreos (better ration of cookie to sugary lard than their larger cousin the original Oreos) move straight into a container of Mini M&Ms (these are also great for baking) then - if you’re able to find them - wash this all down with one of those 6oz cans of sodas (you know, the little cans those stingy bastards down at the hospital are doling out).
This is a great diet since all the items on the approved “MINI DIET” list have less than half the calories of the originals! So eat up!!!
I love those little cans! I have some little 7-up's in my fridge, so Mel...if you need some...
Since I read this the first time I've been craving corn dogs. I went on a search for some, but I can't find any minis. I did find the big ones, 24 in a box, so I'll be scarfing corn dogs for a while. (Don't need to look for Smarties. I always have those.)
No Mel again. Hmmm. Guess all those mini corn dogs made her ill. Luckily my Mel Mega Real Doll arrived last night...
I am so jealous...I want mini corn dogs! I just discovered that they made such a tasty treat last night. I know I have lived a sheltered life....:)
i've never had smarties before. i will have to try them.
I think it would be amazing if someone just ate mini-foods for a couple of months. Microsize me.
Hahahahaha...totally hilarious. Went thru some of your blog. You're insane!
But that's a cool thing. Pop in sometime.
i'm effin' hungry right now. i was thinking of corn dogs... mmmm!
i'm effin' hungry right now. i was thinking of corn dogs... mmmm!
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