Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Fucking Larry!!

Three names I go by:
1. Melanee
2. Mel
3. Mel Mega

Three screen names that I have had:
1. Mel Mega
2. Princess Mel
3. Felanee

Three things I like about myself:
1. my sweet ass (gonna have to stick with Larry on this one!)
2. my incredible memory
3. my sense of humor

Three things I don't like about myself:
1. my short legs
2. my slobiness
3. my big hands

Three parts of my heritage:
1. Mexican
2. French
3. German

Three things that scare me:
1. spiders
2. moths
3. falling

Three of my everyday essentials:
1. food
2. water
3. chapstick

Three things I am wearing right now:
1. black thong
2. black bra
3. fuzzy grey sweater

Three of my fave bands or musical artists:
1. Descendents
2. The Beatles
3. Tom Jones

Three physical things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. sense of humor
2. smile
3. attitude

Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. St. John
2. Hawaii
3. Italy (again!)

Three new things I want to try in the next 12 months:
1. skydiving
2. rock climbing
3. girl-on-girl action (Hee! Just for Shawn!)

Three things I just can't do:
1. whistle
2. pop a zit
3. wear pants with words across the ass

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. write a book
2. fill my passport
3. be famous (other than in my own mind)

Three celeb crushes:
1. Christian Bale
2. Clive Owen
3. Carmen Electra

I don't know who to tag!! Who hasn't done this yet??? Any ideas???

11 Comments:

Blogger SJ said...

I think we all did this back in '76! Get with the times, Toots!

And why aren't I on your celebrity crushes list? I'm famous...

2:45 PM  
Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

Dude! Some of us have actual work to do at our jobs!!

And don't worry, it didn't ask me to list secret crushes...Obviously I can't mention you or else everyone will know that we are internet dating!!

2:46 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

Gasp! Shock! Horror!

How do I get in on this 'internet dating' thing?

I'll take you to the Blockbuster site, and *smarmy voice* let you rent all the movies you wanna rent!

11:19 PM  
Blogger cat said...

i can't whistle either!!

and i can't go without my chapstick.. i'd DIE!

1:56 AM  
Blogger grace said...

uhm... mel... the girl on girl action? pick me! pick me! :P hehehe.

8:41 AM  
Blogger cat said...

hey....waitaminute...i missed that one... girl on girl for MY shawn???? WHAT????

hmmm...

pick me!

11:33 AM  
Blogger Quyen said...

No, bitches! She's picking me... Right, Mel? ;) Meow.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Kis Lee said...

big hands? i doubt that. you're so tiny!

i totally agree w/ you about matthew fox. yowza!

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now now ladies, the wonderful thing about chick on chick booyah is that it can be a fun and wholesome activity for you and all your friends.

The only thing more beautiful than one hot mamacita on another, is a whole group of you fine and lucious ladies engaging in acts of titillating carnality.

In conclusion: I like boobies!

12:34 PM  
Blogger cat said...

the head cracks me up. hee! i think i'm gonna marry him!

1:05 PM  
Blogger grace said...

mr. head makes me laugh, too...

1:08 PM  

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