Fucking Larry!!
Three names I go by:
1. Melanee
2. Mel
3. Mel Mega
Three screen names that I have had:
1. Mel Mega
2. Princess Mel
3. Felanee
Three things I like about myself:
1. my sweet ass (gonna have to stick with Larry on this one!)
2. my incredible memory
3. my sense of humor
Three things I don't like about myself:
1. my short legs
2. my slobiness
3. my big hands
Three parts of my heritage:
1. Mexican
2. French
3. German
Three things that scare me:
1. spiders
2. moths
3. falling
Three of my everyday essentials:
1. food
2. water
3. chapstick
Three things I am wearing right now:
1. black thong
2. black bra
3. fuzzy grey sweater
Three of my fave bands or musical artists:
1. Descendents
2. The Beatles
3. Tom Jones
Three physical things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. sense of humor
2. smile
3. attitude
Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. St. John
2. Hawaii
3. Italy (again!)
Three new things I want to try in the next 12 months:
1. skydiving
2. rock climbing
3. girl-on-girl action (Hee! Just for Shawn!)
Three things I just can't do:
1. whistle
2. pop a zit
3. wear pants with words across the ass
Three things I want to do before I die:
1. write a book
2. fill my passport
3. be famous (other than in my own mind)
Three celeb crushes:
1. Christian Bale
2. Clive Owen
3. Carmen Electra
I don't know who to tag!! Who hasn't done this yet??? Any ideas???
11 Comments:
I think we all did this back in '76! Get with the times, Toots!
And why aren't I on your celebrity crushes list? I'm famous...
Dude! Some of us have actual work to do at our jobs!!
And don't worry, it didn't ask me to list secret crushes...Obviously I can't mention you or else everyone will know that we are internet dating!!
Gasp! Shock! Horror!
How do I get in on this 'internet dating' thing?
I'll take you to the Blockbuster site, and *smarmy voice* let you rent all the movies you wanna rent!
i can't whistle either!!
and i can't go without my chapstick.. i'd DIE!
uhm... mel... the girl on girl action? pick me! pick me! :P hehehe.
hey....waitaminute...i missed that one... girl on girl for MY shawn???? WHAT????
hmmm...
pick me!
No, bitches! She's picking me... Right, Mel? ;) Meow.
big hands? i doubt that. you're so tiny!
i totally agree w/ you about matthew fox. yowza!
Now now ladies, the wonderful thing about chick on chick booyah is that it can be a fun and wholesome activity for you and all your friends.
The only thing more beautiful than one hot mamacita on another, is a whole group of you fine and lucious ladies engaging in acts of titillating carnality.
In conclusion: I like boobies!
the head cracks me up. hee! i think i'm gonna marry him!
mr. head makes me laugh, too...
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