HELP!! IDEAS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY!!
Okay, I need your brains. I desperately need $1500 that I don't have. How can a nice girl (by nice I mean no sex, drugs or stripping - at least not for money) make a little extra cash??
I have a couple of things that I could put up on E-bay, but I'm not quite sure how that will work out. I don't really have time to get another job, unless it is in a bar. Oh, and I lack any sort of restaurant experience. Damn. What the fuck does a girl have to do make some extra money?
So I am putting it out to you guys. You are all smart, creative, inventive people. Do you have any ideas? C'mon! Don't disappoint me! Help a Sistah out!
(Note: Borrowing from the Fam is pretty much out of the question, as they are a bunch of broke-ass Mo-Fo's like me)
posted by MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com @ 3:21 PM
11 Comments:
ooohhh! is this $1500 to come to canada for saturday? are you flying up to surprise us??
YAY!!!
send her money people!! send her money!!!!
(in seriousness... i have no idea how to make extra cash.. sorry, honey!)
shit. i would give you $1500 for having sex with me :P hehehe.
borrow it from family?
yeah. i know. weak.
damn. there went my idea.
wait, so who's this nice girl? do we know her? :P
hmmm...we'll pay you to beat down those skanks if they come around again. although you'd probably have to use the money for bail.
gameshow contestant? sorry, can't think of anything really good since vice is out of the question.
Could you get $500 from one of those checks cashed/pay advance places? That'd be part of it.
You could pawn some stuff that you could live without for a while.
You can whore me out for cash...Ill probably only make you about $30 though...I dont give very good hand jobs
no sex, drugs or stripping? fuck, that's hard.
you could find yourself a really old sugar daddy and then kill him off w/ sex after he leaves you all his money in his will.
or you could have a garage sale.
Write a computer program where all the tiny tiny fractions left over at the end of your work company's salary run get deposited into your bank account. They'll never notice, trust me.
Ref - see Superman 3 and Office Space for examples of how this scam works...
If you really need it, charge it.
Then you can get a job as a waitress or something and pay it back.
Cat: I wish!! If only I had thought of the solution earlier! Sorry honey...I so wish I could be there.
Grace: I would give YOU $1500 to have sex with me! HAHA!!
Steve: I didn't say I was a nice girl, I was just wondering what a nice girl would do, in case I come across any. Hee hee...And believe me, it would've been my pleasure to beat those skanks down! Yeah, Ken Jennings ain't got nothing on me, BIATCH! *sigh*
Jack: Not a bad idea...pawning scares me, though...and I don't think I have anything worth pawning...unless they will take my brother?
Larry: Ooooh, I think you under estimate yourself...I heard you give excellent hand jobs!
LE: Ewww...that would mean having sex with a scary old man! Blech! And I don't have a garage...or quite enough junk...Hmmmm...maybe I could sell my ex's crap?
Ian: Will you write it for me? Plllleeeeeaaaasssse????
*batting eyelashes*
Peachy: Thanks for the suggestion, but I paid off and cut up all my credit cards when I got seperated. Easier to handle the financial stuff that way...
Sorry I'm late on this! Along the same line as "House Cleaning", how about helping friends with Hosting Parties and such. Lots of 4th of July activities prolly in the works, so maybe you could contract yourself to handle the Hosting or catering and such for some friends events.
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